Vending Machine

[Jamiesaurus Rex]

A massive vending machine stands before you! Anything you put in will cause the machine to give you something else in return, like so:

Player 1: I insert a cow.

Player 2: You get a jug of milk.
I insert a dinosaur.

Etc.

So I insert my dog.

[Margrit]

You get fresh meat loaf.


I insert my old fridge.

[mariah]

You get your garden hose returned to you.


I insert my dog.

[Jamiesaurus Rex]

You get a never-ending cascade of dog hair piling up from the machine.

I insert a lit stick of dynamite.

[Margrit]

You get  fireworks, used once of corse. 

I insert my weekly garbage

[Jamiesaurus Rex]

You get them back covered in bite marks and doggy drool.

I insert the vending machine into itself.

[MaryT]

You divide by zero and crash the universe.

That left you without a vending machine in which to insert something, so I have rebooted the universe with a new vending machine.

I insert a politician.

[Margrit]

You get a oily, rank sandwich.

I insert set of teeth neighbour.

[Margrit]

You get old tire for your car.

I insert my health insurance premiums/ bills

[Margrit]

You get: https://produkte.migros.ch/party-pizza-crackers

I insert high spirits 

[MaryT]

Two inserts need output (just gice the vending machine a kick if it keeps your insert without outoutting anything).

You get a nasty American health insurance refusing most of your claims!

I insert and old, dried out pizza

You get a discount on your next Pizza Hut delivery.

You get https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumtopf

insert my old Triumph TR4

You get an Oxford Diecast Triumph TR4 with the same colour.

I insert Prince Harry.

[Jamiesaurus Rex]

You get Harry Potter.

I insert my grandmother.

[Margrit]

You get a mummy

I insert provocative lingerie