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Offline Jamiesaurus Rex

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Vending Machine
« on: December 29, 2019, 09:07:15 PM »
A massive vending machine stands before you! Anything you put in will cause the machine to give you something else in return, like so:

Player 1: I insert a cow.

Player 2: You get a jug of milk.
I insert a dinosaur.

Etc.

So I insert my dog.

Offline Margrit

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2019, 10:11:41 PM »
You get fresh meat loaf.


I insert my old fridge.

Offline mariah

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2019, 04:54:10 PM »
You get your garden hose returned to you.


I insert my dog.

Offline Jamiesaurus Rex

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2019, 07:30:51 PM »
You get a never-ending cascade of dog hair piling up from the machine.

I insert a lit stick of dynamite.

Offline Margrit

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2020, 01:10:06 PM »
You get  fireworks, used once of corse.  :P

I insert my weekly garbage

Offline Jamiesaurus Rex

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2020, 08:31:24 PM »
You get them back covered in bite marks and doggy drool.

I insert the vending machine into itself.

Offline MaryT

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2020, 11:13:01 PM »
You divide by zero and crash the universe.

That left you without a vending machine in which to insert something, so I have rebooted the universe with a new vending machine.

I insert a politician.

Offline Margrit

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2020, 12:43:06 PM »
You get a oily, rank sandwich.

I insert set of teeth neighbour.

Offline Margrit

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2020, 08:36:16 AM »
You get old tire for your car.

I insert my health insurance premiums/ bills


Offline Margrit

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2020, 01:54:08 PM »
You get: https://produkte.migros.ch/party-pizza-crackers

I insert high spirits 

Offline MaryT

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2020, 08:26:06 PM »
Two inserts need output (just gice the vending machine a kick if it keeps your insert without outoutting anything).

You get a nasty American health insurance refusing most of your claims!

I insert and old, dried out pizza

You get a discount on your next Pizza Hut delivery.

You get https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumtopf

insert my old Triumph TR4

You get an Oxford Diecast Triumph TR4 with the same colour.

I insert Prince Harry.

Offline Jamiesaurus Rex

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2020, 08:28:21 PM »
You get Harry Potter.

I insert my grandmother.

Offline Margrit

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2020, 09:56:56 PM »
You get a mummy

I insert provocative lingerie